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I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids read more

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(on being a role model)

by Andre Dawson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He read more

When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing.

by Earl Woods Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

They say that the best defense is offense, and I intend to start offending right now.

by Captain James Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

by Sky Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I told [GM] Roland Hemond to go out and get me a big name pitcher. He said, 'Dave Wehrmeister's got read more

I told [GM] Roland Hemond to go out and get me a big name pitcher. He said, 'Dave Wehrmeister's got 11 letters. Is that a big enough name for you ?' (White Sox owner)

by Eddie Eichorn Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered read more

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.

by Ted Williams Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You must sacrifice, train, do everything possible to put yourself in a position to win. But if you consider second read more

You must sacrifice, train, do everything possible to put yourself in a position to win. But if you consider second or third a failure, I feel sorry for you.

by Joe Falcon Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

by Joe Garagiola Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'll always be Number 1 to myself.

I'll always be Number 1 to myself.

by Moses Malone Found in: Sports Quotes,
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