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    I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
    (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

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You guys line up alphabetically by height.
(a Florida State football coach)

You guys line up alphabetically by height.
(a Florida State football coach)

by Bill Peterson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.

by George Rogers Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Nobody roots for Goliath.

Nobody roots for Goliath.

by Wilt Chamberlain Found in: Sports Quotes,
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thatll be helpful because we have guys on this club that have trouble reading the nameplate on their locker to read more

thatll be helpful because we have guys on this club that have trouble reading the nameplate on their locker to find their clothes after a
game

by Stu Grimson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)

Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)

by Pedro Guerrero Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

by Lavell Edwards Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Durability is part of what makes a great athlete.

Durability is part of what makes a great athlete.

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I told him, 'Son, what is it with you: Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't read more

I told him, 'Son, what is it with you: Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'
(on a former player)

by Frank Layden Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

by Ron Atkinson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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