I told [GM] Roland Hemond to go out and get me a big name pitcher. He said, 'Dave Wehrmeister's got read more

I told [GM] Roland Hemond to go out and get me a big name pitcher. He said, 'Dave Wehrmeister's got 11 letters. Is that a big enough name for you ?' (White Sox owner)

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for read more

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
(when asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in read more

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.