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Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, read more
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.
They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.
Thank God for competition. When our competitors upset our plans or outdo our designs, they open infinite possibilities of our read more
Thank God for competition. When our competitors upset our plans or outdo our designs, they open infinite possibilities of our own work to us.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father
I'll let the racket do the talking.
I'll let the racket do the talking.
One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for read more
One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
(when asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)
The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.
The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids read more
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(on being a role model)
It has meant a lot to me to challenge the best players in the world and to beat them. And read more
It has meant a lot to me to challenge the best players in the world and to beat them. And it means a lot to me to be out here and fighting for the title and, you know, it hurts not to win it.