Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold.

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.

There are only two kinds of coaches -- those who have been fired, and those who will be fired.

There are only two kinds of coaches -- those who have been fired, and those who will be fired.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you read more

New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up.