But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books)

That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much.

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part read more

What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.

I'll let the racket do the talking.

I'll let the racket do the talking.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.