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Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, read more
Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.
Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.
Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.
The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.
The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's read more
I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failures.
Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust read more
Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?
One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for read more
One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
(asking if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)
Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.
Men often compete with one another until the day they die; comradeship consists of rubbing shoulders jocularly with a competitor.
If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go read more
If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.