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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best read more
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his read more
When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids read more
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(on being a role model)
I can feel the wind go by when I run. It feels good. It feels fast.
I can feel the wind go by when I run. It feels good. It feels fast.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
I worked very hard. I felt I could play the game. The only thing that could stop me was myself.
I worked very hard. I felt I could play the game. The only thing that could stop me was myself.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their read more
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
I don't psyche myself up. I psyche myself down. I think clearer when I'm not psyched up.
I don't psyche myself up. I psyche myself down. I think clearer when I'm not psyched up.