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With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am read more
With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them.
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books)
Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
(recounting what he told a player read more
Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
(recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D)
Competitions are for horse, not artist.
Competitions are for horse, not artist.
I strongly believe the black culture spends too much time, energy and effort raising, praising, and teasing our black children read more
I strongly believe the black culture spends too much time, energy and effort raising, praising, and teasing our black children about the dubious glories of professional sports.
We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)
We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)
I am a member of a team, and I rely on the team, I defer to it and sacrifice for read more
I am a member of a team, and I rely on the team, I defer to it and sacrifice for it, because the team, not the individual, is the ultimate champion.
I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)
I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)
They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free.
(explaining his contractual obligations)
They pay me to practice. Sundays I play for free.
(explaining his contractual obligations)