Bern Williams

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by committee meetings.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.

An extravagance is something that your spirit thinks is a necessity.

An extravagance is something that your spirit thinks is a necessity.

The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he read more

The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate.

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created spring.

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created spring.