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    I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
    (on being a role model)

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I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.

by Gerald R. Ford Found in: Sports Quotes,
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In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work read more

In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing to accept destructive criticism. Without 100% dedication, you won't be able to do this.

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Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered read more

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.

by Ted Williams Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Sports is the toy department of human life.

Sports is the toy department of human life.

by Howard Cosell Found in: Sports Quotes,
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We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where read more

We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play.

by Pat Williams Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

You know they're not going to lose 162 consecutive games.

by Harry Caray Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The only one who can beat me is me.

The only one who can beat me is me.

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Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

by Joe Theismann Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's cocaptain, offensive read more

I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's cocaptain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis)

by Mike Mccormack Found in: Sports Quotes,
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