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    I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
    (on being a role model)

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Spencer's running across field calling out, 'come inside me, come inside me.'

Spencer's running across field calling out, 'come inside me, come inside me.'

by Sky Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'll let the racket do the talking.

I'll let the racket do the talking.

by John Mcenroe Found in: Sports Quotes,
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We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)

We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)

by Mike Newlin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

by Joe E. Lewis Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Overall the fundamentals seem to be there and he's obviously got a very mature head on his shoulders. He's got read more

Overall the fundamentals seem to be there and he's obviously got a very mature head on his shoulders. He's got a kind of presence.

by Nick Price Found in: Sports Quotes,
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But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books)

by Steve Spurrier Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's cocaptain, offensive read more

I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's cocaptain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis)

by Mike Mccormack Found in: Sports Quotes,
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One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for read more

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
(when asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

by Darrell Royal Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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