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    I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
    (on being a role model)

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I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear read more

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

by Shaquille O'neal Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

by Tug Mcgraw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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World records are only borrowed.

World records are only borrowed.

by Sebastian Coe Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)

Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)

by Pedro Guerrero Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go read more

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.

by Thomas J. Watson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You guys line up alphabetically by height.
(a Florida State football coach)

You guys line up alphabetically by height.
(a Florida State football coach)

by Bill Peterson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold.

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold.

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I'm glad you're doing this story on us and not on the WNBA. We're so much prettier than all the read more

I'm glad you're doing this story on us and not on the WNBA. We're so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

by Martina Hingis Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich read more

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

by Lee Trevino Found in: Sports Quotes,
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