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    I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
    (on being a role model)

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I worked very hard. I felt I could play the game. The only thing that could stop me was myself.

I worked very hard. I felt I could play the game. The only thing that could stop me was myself.

by Jim Abbott Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start read more

The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top.

by O. J. Simpson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)

by Dizzy Dean Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to read more

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

by Sam Snead Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The bell that tolls for all in boxing belongs to a cash register.

The bell that tolls for all in boxing belongs to a cash register.

by Bob Verdi Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

by Ray Malavasi Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white read more

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

by Tiger Woods Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Fans don't boo nobodies.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

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