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    I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.

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Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, read more

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

by Jim Murray Found in: Baseball Quotes, Sports Quotes,
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He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a read more

He's going to be around a long, long time, if his body holds up. That's always a concern with a lot of players because of how much they play. A lot of guys can't handle it. But it looks like he can.

by Jack Nicklaus Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

by Lavell Edwards Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.

I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.

by John Kruk Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Practice as if you are the worst, perform as if you are the best.

Practice as if you are the worst, perform as if you are the best.

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I'll always be Number 1 to myself.

I'll always be Number 1 to myself.

by Moses Malone Found in: Sports Quotes,
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When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.

When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.

by Vance Law Found in: Sports Quotes,
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He said, 'Gosh, Dad, that mean's we're not going to any more bowl games.'
(on his 11-year-old son's reaction read more

He said, 'Gosh, Dad, that mean's we're not going to any more bowl games.'
(on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers)

by Jim Colletto Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

by Yogi Berra Found in: Sports Quotes,
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