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I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.
I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.
The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.
The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to read more
I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to vote)
There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on read more
Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.
Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the read more
Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that.
Quick guys get tired; big guys don't shrink.
Quick guys get tired; big guys don't shrink.