If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in read more

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

thatll be helpful because we have guys on this club that have trouble reading the nameplate on their locker to read more

thatll be helpful because we have guys on this club that have trouble reading the nameplate on their locker to find their clothes after a
game

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
(on the read more

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
(on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota, 1996.)