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With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am read more
With those who don't give a damn about baseball, I can only sympathize. I do not resent them. I am even willing to concede that many of them are physically clean, good to their mothers and in favor of world peace. But while the game is on, I can't think of anything to say to them.
I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.
I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.
When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.
When you're in a slump, it's almost as if you look out at the field and it's one big glove.
You get out in front -- you stay out in front.
You get out in front -- you stay out in front.
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.
It's basically the same, just darker.
(on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991)
It's basically the same, just darker.
(on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991)
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books)
There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and read more
There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and it is no more ignoble to attend a wrestled performance of suffering than a performance of the sorrows of Arnolphe or Andromaque.