I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids read more

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(on being a role model)

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

Focus on competition has always been a formula for mediocrity.

Focus on competition has always been a formula for mediocrity.

I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.

I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.

Show me a guy who is afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every read more

Show me a guy who is afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.