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Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".
Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".
Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated read more
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated Whitman 70-30)
You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.
Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.
As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
(asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam)
As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
(asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam)
They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.
They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.
He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.
He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.
