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    He said, 'Gosh, Dad, that mean's we're not going to any more bowl games.'
    (on his 11-year-old son's reaction after he took the job with the Boilermakers)

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Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".

Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires.".

by John Mcsherry Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

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I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

by College Senior Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated read more

It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated Whitman 70-30)

by Hugh Campbell Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.

by Sky Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

by Bob Wilkerson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
(asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam)

As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
(asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam)

by Garry Maddox Found in: Sports Quotes,
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They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.

They shouldn't throw at me. I'm the father of five or six kids.

by Tito Fuentes Found in: Sports Quotes,
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He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.

He's looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.

by Sky Found in: Sports Quotes,
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