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I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was read more

I'm fairly confident that if I died tomorrow, Don would find a way to preserve me until the season was over and he had time for a nice funeral.
(on the career dedication of her husband, the Miami Dolphins' coach)

by Dorothy Shula Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Athletes have studied how to leap and how to survive the leap some of the time and return to the read more

Athletes have studied how to leap and how to survive the leap some of the time and return to the ground. They don't always do it well. But they are our philosophers of actual moments and the body and soul in them, and of our maneuvers in our emergencies and longings.

by Harold Brodkey Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the read more

Back then, my idol was Bugs Bunny, because I saw a cartoon of him playing ball - you know, the one where he plays every position himself with nobody else on the field but him? Now that I think of it, Bugs is still my idol. You have to love a ballplayer like that.

by Nomar Garciaparra Found in: Sports Quotes,
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We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)

We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)

by Mike Newlin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
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It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated Whitman 70-30)

by Hugh Campbell Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Fans don't boo nobodies.

Fans don't boo nobodies.

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The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

by John Francombe Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

by Tug Mcgraw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982)

by Chuck Nevitt Found in: Sports Quotes,
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