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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich read more
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's read more
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
(telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books)
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)
Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)
The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood read more
The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.
I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.
I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.
The greatest efforts in sports came when the mind is as still as a glass lake.
The greatest efforts in sports came when the mind is as still as a glass lake.