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... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if read more

... And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That's the trouble with Zombies, they're unreliable! I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well..

by George Carlin Found in: Zombies Quotes,
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

by George Carlin Found in: Present Quotes,
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

by George Carlin Found in: Humor Quotes,
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