Maxioms by George Carlin
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it read more
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
