Groucho Marx

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.