Maxioms by Groucho Marx
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
