Maxioms by Groucho Marx
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
