Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
