Groucho Marx

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.