Groucho Marx

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is read more

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.