Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.