Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
