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Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.

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There are some people who knock the pyramids because they don't have elevators.

There are some people who knock the pyramids because they don't have elevators.

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It is vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity: they must have action; and they will read more

It is vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity: they must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it.

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old read more

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Funny Quotes,
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Singularity shows something wrong in the mind.

Singularity shows something wrong in the mind.

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At night, when the curtains are drawn and the fire flickers, my books attain a collective dignity.

At night, when the curtains are drawn and the fire flickers, my books attain a collective dignity.

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The measure of a man's success must be according to his ability. The advancement he makes from the station in read more

The measure of a man's success must be according to his ability. The advancement he makes from the station in which he was born gives the degree of his success.

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