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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Family Quotes,
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I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a read more

I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a mirror over my dining room table.

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