Maxioms by Rodney Dangerfield
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a read more
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a mirror over my dining room table.