Maxioms by Rodney Dangerfield
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
