Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
Only the little people pay taxes.
Only the little people pay taxes.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
