Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
