Fran Lebowitz

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.