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My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex