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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

by Scott Roeben Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is read more

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

by Rita Rudner Found in: Sex Quotes,
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The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

by Marcus Aurelius Found in: Sex Quotes,
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sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

by Dr. William H. Masters Found in: Sex Quotes,
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

by Billy Crystal Found in: Men Quotes, Sex Quotes,
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I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

by Garry Shandling Found in: Sex Quotes,
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