Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex