Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.