Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex