What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.