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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
