There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows