Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any