Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.