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Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any