Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any