Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.