Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

life is the most common disease transmissible through sex

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.