A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.

Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.