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A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Sex in space is not just a good idea, it\'s survival.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex