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Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
