Maxioms by Steve Martin
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
