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Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
