Maxioms by Woody Allen
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Not only is there no God, but trying getting a plumber on weekends.
Not only is there no God, but trying getting a plumber on weekends.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
