Woody Allen

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat

Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.