Maxioms by Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
