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A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.

by Woody Allen Found in: Inspirational Quotes,
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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

by Woody Allen Found in: Traditions Quotes,
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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

by Woody Allen Found in: Universe Quotes,
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If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

by Woody Allen Found in: Movies Quotes,
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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sense of humor Quotes,
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