Maxioms by Woody Allen
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going read more
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
