Maxioms by Woody Allen
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
