Maxioms by Woody Allen
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
