Maxioms by Woody Allen
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
