Maxioms by Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
