Maxioms by Woody Allen
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem read more
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
