Maxioms by Woody Allen
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.