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sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

by Woody Allen Found in: Infidelity Quotes,
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The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

by Woody Allen Found in: Dating Quotes,
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

by Woody Allen Found in: Smoking Quotes,
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

by Woody Allen Found in: Perspective Quotes,
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