Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.