Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love - that's not so bad either.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go