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Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
