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Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no read more
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are
