Maxioms by John Barrymore
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good
The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
