John Barrymore

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.