John Barrymore

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.