Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.