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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a read more

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

by John Barrymore Found in: Relationships Quotes,
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

by John Barrymore Found in: Money Quotes,
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You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

by John Barrymore Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

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