John Barrymore

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go read more

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a read more

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good