Maxioms by John Barrymore
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
