Maxioms by John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go read more
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
